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[casi] eg.: Ahmad Chalabi - the crawling kingsnake himself

 Situation Excellent, I Am Attacking
    By William Rivers Pitt
    t r u t h o u t | Perspective
    Wednesday 24 September 2003

  "That's the spirit, George. If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed
unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through."
  -- General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett, 'Blackadder Goes Forth'
    There is not enough grammar in the entirety of the English language to
describe the incredible international humiliation that has befallen the
United States of America. That this humiliation was brought down upon the
American people by the man supposedly in charge of the country is, in all
honesty, no big surprise for those who have been watching this all unfold.
The layers of crushing embarrassment have been building like river sediment
for months upon months upon months. On Tuesday, however, George W. Bush
managed to completely obliterate the hard-won standing the United States has
earned within the global community.

    Never mind that the Iraqi seat was filled at the United Nations by none
other than the crawling kingsnake himself, Ahmad Chalabi. Chalabi has been
cheerleading for war in Iraq for years, and became a boon companion of
Donald Rumsfeld and the other neocon hawks who cobbled the war together with
a tapestry of lies and fear-mongering. He was, in fact, Rumsfeld's
hand-picked leader-in-waiting of Iraq as early as 1997. Chalabi was
convicted of 32 counts of bank fraud and sentenced to 22 years imprisonment
by a Jordanian court in 1992, and yet this hand-picked sock puppet was
George W. Bush's chosen exemplar of a free and democratic Iraq. If you want
to know one big reason why the mainstream media reported so long and so
erroneously about Iraq's weapons capabilities, look to Chalabi, who was the
main source for New York Times reporter Judy Miller's horribly inaccurate
reporting on the matter. Where the Times goes, the others will follow. Thank
you, Ahmad. I hope the chair is comfortable. You are no more deserving of
its accommodation than the vile people who occupied it before you.

    Never mind that the entire United Nations may as well not have shown up
in the first place. The pitch and tenor of Bush's speech was not aimed at
that body. It was directed at the mainstream American media, whose reporting
on these matters has been about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. Yet even to
that tone-deaf receiver, Bush failed to complete the pass. He meandered off
into a free-association rant about sex slaves, somehow forgetting that his
own citizens were waiting to hear how he was going to get them out of the
mess he so brazenly threw them in to. Certainly, the matter of international
slavery in the 21st century is of deadly importance, but what connection it
has to the blood-and-guts catastrophe unfolding in the Middle East is still
hovering somewhere in space.

    Never mind that in the first ten words of his speech, George W. Bush
once again tried to connect the nation of Iraq to the attacks of September
11th. He failed to explain how a nation under near-total occupation before
the war, crushed by sanctions, devoid of weapons of any merit whatsoever,
unable to even launch a fighter aircraft in its own airspace, and completely
lacking in any connections to Osama bin Laden or al Qaeda, could have
managed to challenge the most powerful nation on the face of the earth.
These are mere details. Bush chose instead to hew close to the bones of our
beloved dead, to use them again as an excuse and as cover for his terrible
mistakes, lies and mismanagement. The Iraq-9/11 connection has been so
thoroughly debunked that Bush himself was forced recently to publicly
denounce it, while claiming shock that anyone would think he'd try to make
such a connection. Yet there he stood before the judgment of the world,
coughing up the same old hairball on their carpet.

    Never mind the rank absurdity of it all. There is an old story of a
French officer who, when thrown into an impossible battle, sent a communiqué
to his commanders: "Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding.
Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent, I am attacking!" That sad
chestnut was on display before the United Nations on Tuesday, with George W.
Bush and the United States of America standing in for the officer. Bush was
at the United Nations for one reason: He got his country into terrible
trouble, in defiance of virtually the entire international community, and
was forced to come begging for help. An ounce of contrition would have
furthered the cause of actually helping to repair the devastation in Iraq.
An ounce of contrition would have shown America to be the humble nation Bush
promised us way back in 2000. An ounce of contrition would almost certainly
have motivated the U.N. to leave aside wrangling, roll up its sleeves, and
begin to repair the damage that has been done. That ounce was not offered,
and the jut-jawed whipsaw President barefaced his way through what could
have been the most hopeful moment the Iraqi people have seen in 100 years.
Situation excellent, I am attacking.

    Never mind the 26,000 liters of anthrax, the 38,000 liters of botulinum
toxin, the 500 tons of sarin and mustard gas and VX gas, the 30,000
munitions capable of deploying this red death, the mobile biological weapons
labs, and the infamous 'yellow-cake' uranium from Niger, that has so
fantastically failed to materialize. All of this is sitting on a White House
web page called 'Disarm Saddam Hussein.' This was the argument, the reason
for war. None of it exists in any coherent state. The administration's own
hired-gun weapons inspector, Dr. David Kay, has been tearing through Iraq to
find all of these horrors promised by Bush and the gang. His report, saying
pointedly that the stuff isn't there, was ready to be released on September
15th, but was promptly buried by the administration.

    Never mind all that. It comes down to this.

    Over the last 227 years, the United States of America went from a
brawling, rebellious infant to the greatest democracy in the universe. This
nation spent oceans of blood, sweat and tears to earn the respect of the
world. Too often, it abused that respect by abusing the world, but always
managed to regain its standing within the global community by the sheer
force of its goodness, its ideals, and its willingness to help other nations
in need. When the attacks of September 11th came, that global community
responded to our essential goodness by embracing us with a passionate
ferocity that has no precedent in the annals of human history. That standing
is dust now, ground under the heels of a pack of ideological extremists who
would wrap the world in flames if it profited them a few more ducats. The
world sees this, and has seen it for some time now. The United Nations was
used on Tuesday as a prop for a failing President's Fox newsbite writ large.
It is a shame and a scandal and a disaster beyond description that this
great nation has fallen so very low.

    A moment will come on January 20th, 2005. It will be cold in Washington
D.C. A man who is not George W. Bush will raise his hand and swear and oath
to preserve, protect and defend the United States of America. The words "So
help me God" will be snatched by the wind and carried across seas and
mountains to the furthest corners of the planet. When that happens, all of
the Earth will be joined together in the deepest and most profound
exhalation of relief. When that happens, George W. Bush will have become in
his absence what he completely failed to be with his presence: A uniter.


    William Rivers Pitt is the Managing Editor of He is a New
York Times and international best-selling author of three books - "War On
Iraq," available from Context Books, "The Greatest Sedition is Silence,"
available from Pluto Press, and "Our Flag, Too: The Paradox of Patriotism,"
available in August from Context Books.

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